My dog bit me on the ………

Get ready for this story. It involves female pink bits and dogs.

Last Friday night I was at my sister in laws place getting ready to eat crab legs (YUM!) for dinner. My two dogs, Sonny and Benji, decided to fight. AND …… When they fight it normally ends in someone or something getting hurt. It’s awful to witness and horrifying to stop them.

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Hubby and I immediately jumped in and tried to pull the two of them apart.

Unfortunate for me, Benji turned around, jumped up in-between my legs and bit me. This is called ‘reactive aggression’ and Benji is simply trying to protect himself.

So where did he bite me? ON THE LABIA!!!!!!!!

Yep, I’m sporting two puncture wounds on my VJJ flap. {Insert ‘OUCH’ here}.

I screamed. I cried. I ran to the bathroom and found blood everywhere. The silly mutt had got me a good one.

Seriously, I can’t make this stuff up! A dog bite on the VJJ? Come on! If Benji had bit me 5mm to the right, my sex life would be all over, red rover.

Conclusion – Benji needs help and I need some Xanax.

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